1 00:00:07,068 --> 00:00:08,517 - It's gonna be great. It's gonna be awesome. 2 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:09,724 We're gonna have a blast. Come on, let's bring it in. 3 00:00:09,724 --> 00:00:11,172 Bring it in. Let's get a picture. 4 00:00:11,172 --> 00:00:13,310 all: Fowling! [camera shutter clicks] 5 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:15,172 [pins clatter] 6 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,586 [upbeat music] 7 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:17,620 - Hey, how are ya? 8 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:18,758 We're here for the charity event. 9 00:00:18,758 --> 00:00:21,241 - The entry is a suggested $100 donation. 10 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:23,241 - And I would suggest a much lower number. 11 00:00:23,241 --> 00:00:25,103 [both laugh] Is there an open bar? 12 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,379 - Yes. - Oh! [blows raspberry] 13 00:00:26,379 --> 00:00:27,586 You're gonna lose money on this deal. 14 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:29,034 - It's dumb, stupid. - This is dumb. 15 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:30,310 You guys are suckers. - Idiots. 16 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,620 - Here you go, sucker. - Thank you. 17 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:34,413 - Oh, there's Harbaugh. 18 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:36,586 [scattered groans] - Dang it! 19 00:00:36,586 --> 00:00:37,655 - It's okay, Jim. 20 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:39,172 We're just having fun, for charity. 21 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:40,241 - Well, it's totally different mechanics. 22 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,793 Fowling is different. 23 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,551 You think LeBron James would be good at pop-a-shot? 24 00:00:43,551 --> 00:00:46,517 Look at this guy! I'm getting this. 25 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:50,310 Dang it! 26 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,103 This guy's killing me! 27 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:54,413 - There she is. [Harbaugh grunts] 28 00:00:54,413 --> 00:00:55,448 Let's do it. 29 00:00:55,448 --> 00:00:58,620 [upbeat funky music] 30 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:02,931 ♪ ♪ 31 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:04,758 - Oh, yum-yum-yum. This looks delicious. 32 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:06,137 I can't wait to have another slice. 33 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,896 - Uh, s-sorry, you each have a-- 34 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,379 a pepperoni on your face. 35 00:01:09,379 --> 00:01:11,448 - Oh, God damn it. - [groans] 36 00:01:11,448 --> 00:01:13,689 - Oh, crap. - How embarrassing. 37 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:16,241 First we donate $10,000 to charity, 38 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:18,310 and now we got pepperoni on our faces. 39 00:01:18,310 --> 00:01:20,172 - [soft laugh] I'm sorry. 40 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:21,793 You probably get this all the time, 41 00:01:21,793 --> 00:01:23,689 but has anybody ever told you you look just like-- 42 00:01:23,689 --> 00:01:24,793 - Emma Stone. 43 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,413 - [tsks] - No. 44 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:29,793 I was thinking Reilly Clair, VP of Marketing, Little Caesars. 45 00:01:29,793 --> 00:01:32,172 - Oh, actually, yeah, I am Reilly Clair. 46 00:01:32,172 --> 00:01:33,482 Yeah. - Oh, my goodness.. 47 00:01:33,482 --> 00:01:34,655 [both laugh] - Are you serious? 48 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:37,034 - That's--I mean-- so embarrassing. 49 00:01:37,034 --> 00:01:38,241 - Oh, my God. 50 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:39,655 - First, we donate 10K. Each. 51 00:01:39,655 --> 00:01:41,586 - Each. - And now this? Ugh. 52 00:01:41,586 --> 00:01:43,482 Sam Duvet. Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 53 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,344 - Hi. - Yeah. How you doing? 54 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:47,000 Tim Cramblin, the aforementioned 55 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,310 Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 56 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:51,379 We would love to work with you someday. 57 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,137 - Oh, well, actually we are looking for a new agency. 58 00:01:54,137 --> 00:01:55,896 - Oh, my God. I had not heard that. 59 00:01:55,896 --> 00:01:58,379 Sam, had you heard that? - I had not heard that. 60 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,206 - Oh, had I heard that I would have said, 61 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,655 "Well, look no further 62 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,000 You found the perfect guys for the job." 63 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,344 Had I heard that. - Had he heard that. 64 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:06,275 - Dang it! Give me that. 65 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:09,172 Watch this. 66 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,448 [yells] 67 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:11,724 - I don't mind telling you, 68 00:02:11,724 --> 00:02:13,482 we're the two best admen in the city. 69 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:14,758 But we're also big fans of your Little Caesar's pizza. 70 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,241 - Oh, thank you. 71 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,034 - The smell of one of your Hot-N-Readys instantly 72 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:20,000 takes us back to some of our greatest childhood memories. 73 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,068 - And not just for us, but for everyone we know. 74 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:24,793 - [wails] 75 00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:26,448 - You couldn't walk 50 miles in any direction 76 00:02:26,448 --> 00:02:28,000 from the spot we're standing in right now 77 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,862 without coming across a birthday party, 78 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:31,931 graduation, or an anniversary 79 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:34,586 that isn't serving a great, big, piping-hot... 80 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:37,448 - I can't believe this! - Little Caesars... 81 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,758 [ball thunks] [woman gasps, man groans] 82 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,379 - Pizza, pizza. 83 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:43,241 - ♪ Next time ♪ 84 00:02:43,241 --> 00:02:44,310 ♪ When they ask you ♪ 85 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,724 ♪ Where you're from ♪ 86 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,482 ♪ You gon' say Detroit city ♪ 87 00:02:48,482 --> 00:02:52,517 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 88 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:53,931 ♪ Yeah ♪ 89 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:57,103 - Welcome back to "Mitch, Please!" 90 00:02:57,103 --> 00:03:01,206 With your host Mitch Albom and Ken B-B-B-Brown! 91 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:02,206 - All right, we're back. 92 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:03,482 Take a look at what happened 93 00:03:03,482 --> 00:03:05,172 at a local fowling charity event 94 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:07,241 where Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh 95 00:03:07,241 --> 00:03:08,896 can't hit a single pin, 96 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:11,965 but does connect with the back of this guy's head. 97 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:13,413 [ball thunks] [woman gasps, man groans] 98 00:03:13,413 --> 00:03:15,517 - Pizza, pizza. - What a moron! 99 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:16,896 - I don't know why, but I hate this guy. 100 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,965 - I mean, I guess I see what's funny about that. 101 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:21,620 I guess, I mean, like, 102 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,344 but wouldn't it be funnier if I had gotten knocked out? 103 00:03:23,344 --> 00:03:24,931 I mean, what's funny about not flinching? 104 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:27,655 - I mean, we almost had Little Caesars! 105 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:30,517 I could tell, Reilly was into that pitch, man. 106 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:32,551 Had you not getting beaned to the back of the head 107 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:34,758 by Harbaugh's throw at that exact moment, 108 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,379 we'd have landed the Little Caesars account. 109 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:37,620 - Yeah, and I wouldn't have been 110 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,620 hit in the head with a football. 111 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,931 - [softly] Hey, how-- how is your head, man? 112 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,379 - Don't. Don't even. 113 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:43,758 - I should have asked you that right after it happened. 114 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:45,310 I apologize. Sorry. - Yeah, man. 115 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,379 [cell phones chime] 116 00:03:50,103 --> 00:03:52,000 [funky upbeat music] 117 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,758 - Guys, thank you so much for coming in on such 118 00:03:54,758 --> 00:03:57,379 short notice, but we were really excited to talk to you. 119 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:59,241 - We're excited to be here. - Yeah. 120 00:03:59,241 --> 00:04:00,379 - Is it true that the water fountains here 121 00:04:00,379 --> 00:04:02,448 shoot out cheese and not water? 122 00:04:02,448 --> 00:04:04,448 - No. How--how would that work? 123 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:06,310 - I'm not stupid. 124 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:07,517 - Cool. 125 00:04:10,172 --> 00:04:11,689 - Oh, my God. 126 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:14,586 Those windows are always supposed to be closed! 127 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:16,827 That's where we come up with the new pizzas. 128 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:19,344 - [chuckles] I thought I saw a pizza ball in there. 129 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,931 - No, you didn't. 130 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:24,000 You didn't see anything. 131 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,517 - [softly] There was a real nice pizza ball. 132 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,275 - The guy spazzed. - The guy spazzed. 133 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:29,137 You know they're up to something. 134 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:32,862 - Oh, hey, guys, grab a slice of pizza and have a seat. 135 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,896 We'll get started in just a second. 136 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:36,448 - Hi, Tim. 137 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,241 How's it going? - Good. 138 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:39,689 - Paul Sloan. 139 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,689 I used to work for your dad at Cramblin. 140 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:44,586 I'm at Little Caesars now. - Oh, nice to meet you. 141 00:04:44,586 --> 00:04:46,758 - Meet me? Are you kidding? 142 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:48,551 It's me, Paul. 143 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:52,724 I remember when you used to fit in the palm of my hand. 144 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:56,586 Heck, kid, I used to change your diapers. 145 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:58,620 - Why would you have changed my diapers? 146 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:00,517 - 'Cause they were filled with poop. 147 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:03,586 - No--why you? - Listen... 148 00:05:03,586 --> 00:05:05,000 - All right, guys, let's get started. 149 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,517 All right, everyone, this is Tim and Sam 150 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,586 from Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 151 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,655 - No introduction is needed for me. 152 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:14,827 I used to change that guy's diapers. 153 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,827 [laughter] 154 00:05:16,827 --> 00:05:18,517 - Shut up. 155 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,068 - Well, needless to say, 156 00:05:20,068 --> 00:05:22,517 these two made quite an impression yesterday. 157 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:23,965 I'm sorry, you guys want to tell it? 158 00:05:23,965 --> 00:05:25,517 - Uh, yeah, sure. 159 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:27,413 Uh, we ran into Reilly when we were eating 160 00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:28,620 Little Caesars pizza, actually. 161 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,827 We had pepperonis on our faces. 162 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,655 - We had pepperonis on our faces. 163 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,689 And we told her, you couldn't walk 50 miles in any direction 164 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:35,172 from the spot we're standing in right now-- 165 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:37,068 - Yeah, guys, uh, just tell them the part where 166 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:39,241 Harbaugh pegged you in the back of the head with a football. 167 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:40,517 It was hilarious. 168 00:05:40,517 --> 00:05:42,034 - Was it? 169 00:05:42,034 --> 00:05:44,551 - And that's when we knew we needed to hire you two 170 00:05:44,551 --> 00:05:47,068 to do an ad for us. 171 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:49,241 - Hire us? 172 00:05:49,241 --> 00:05:51,517 We just landed Little Caesars? 173 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,689 - Congratulations. 174 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:56,172 - Oh, my God! - Holy hell. 175 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,448 Oh, well, I gotta tell you, 176 00:05:57,448 --> 00:05:58,724 you're not gonna be disappointed. 177 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:00,379 - No, hell no. - Promise you that. 178 00:06:00,379 --> 00:06:01,862 We're gonna put together the best friggin' ad you've ever seen. 179 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,827 - Yeah, or else we'll die trying. 180 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:06,068 Boom! 181 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:08,275 - Oh, no, my friend's dead! - [laughs] 182 00:06:08,275 --> 00:06:12,103 - No, uh, guys you already pitched the perfect commercial. 183 00:06:12,103 --> 00:06:14,689 Even a football to the back of the head 184 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:18,137 won't stop you from enjoying Little Caesars... 185 00:06:18,137 --> 00:06:19,586 [ball thunks] [woman gasps, man groans] 186 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:22,068 - Pizza, pizza. [laughter] 187 00:06:22,068 --> 00:06:25,000 - I mean, come on. That is the commercial. 188 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,448 Am I right? 189 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:27,793 - [falsetto] Ohh, yeah. 190 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:31,103 [falsetto, mumbling] Uh, that's pretty good. 191 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:33,689 [falsetto, mumbling] Pretty good. 192 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:37,068 - Hey, Quintin! Two beers for two guys 193 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,827 who just landed Little Caesars Pizza. 194 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:40,896 We just left the headquarters. - Cool. 195 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:42,206 I heard the water fountains there 196 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:44,206 squirt out cheese instead of water. 197 00:06:44,206 --> 00:06:46,896 - Are you stupid? 198 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,034 - Fellas. 199 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,793 I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, 200 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,620 love your Harbaugh video, man. 201 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,310 Hey, it's my girl's birthday. 202 00:06:53,310 --> 00:06:55,172 I wonder if she come over here, we could, like, 203 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,862 throw her purse at the back of your head. 204 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,689 You could be like, "Birthday, birthday"? 205 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:00,862 - No, I'm okay. Thanks, though. 206 00:07:00,862 --> 00:07:04,068 - Oh. So you're an asshole. 207 00:07:04,068 --> 00:07:06,241 Baby, he said no. 208 00:07:06,241 --> 00:07:08,206 - Asshole! 209 00:07:08,206 --> 00:07:10,172 - I'm not embarrassed by what happened, 210 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:12,068 but at the same time, I don't like the idea of 211 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,655 perpetuating the incident in a commercial for 212 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:14,896 the largest pizza brand on the planet. 213 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,862 - It's just our foot in the door, Sam. 214 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:20,931 All we have to do now is pitch them a brand-new idea 215 00:07:20,931 --> 00:07:22,310 that undeniably better than 216 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,000 you getting hit in the head with a football. 217 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,655 - Yeah, anything's funnier than that. 218 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:26,827 How bout we take a-- 219 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:29,793 [can thunks] - [laughs] 220 00:07:29,793 --> 00:07:31,379 [laughing] I'm sorry. 221 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:33,241 I'm sorry, man. We're big fans. 222 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:36,241 [laughing] 223 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:39,172 - Well, you can't beat funny with funny. 224 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:41,551 So the new idea has to be something that 225 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:43,827 shamelessly pulls at people's heartstrings. 226 00:07:43,827 --> 00:07:46,000 - Ooh! Okay, how about this? 227 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,206 Uh, an old lady's crying by a river. 228 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:51,724 Uh, uh, she's tossing her husband's ashes in the river. 229 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:54,482 And a--a fish eat the ashes 230 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:55,655 and jumps out of the water 231 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,586 and winks at the old lady. 232 00:07:57,586 --> 00:07:59,896 Uh, she catches the fish, puts it in a tank. 233 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,586 She has her husband back. Little Caesars. 234 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:06,862 - Oh, my God, it's perfect. 235 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,448 I just-- I don't know how you 236 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:11,172 grab a fish out of the water, is the only thing... 237 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:12,586 - Yeah, but making a fish wink is easy? 238 00:08:12,586 --> 00:08:14,344 - It's your idea, asshole! 239 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:16,310 [can thunks] 240 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:17,310 - You proud? 241 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,068 - Enough! 242 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:21,137 - I'm thinking for the tag... - Yeah. 243 00:08:21,137 --> 00:08:23,034 - We got with: "It's not just a slice of pizza. 244 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:25,137 It's a little slice of home." - Oh, it's great. 245 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,862 It's so much better than "slice of house." 246 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,103 - Mm-hmm. We got this. - Yeah. 247 00:08:28,103 --> 00:08:30,310 - Follow my lead. - Yes. 248 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,793 - Mmm, let me take a bite of this Little Caesars. 249 00:08:33,793 --> 00:08:36,793 Pizza, pizza. [laughter] 250 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:38,931 - Oh, my gosh, Donnie, that was terrific. 251 00:08:38,931 --> 00:08:41,000 Thank you so much for coming in. 252 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 I'm gonna need the pizza, but thank you so much. 253 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,517 - [chuckling] He was great! 254 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:47,620 - Oh, my God, I cannot believe his pants fell down 255 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:48,931 in the middle of the audition. 256 00:08:48,931 --> 00:08:51,655 - He looked like a complete idiot. 257 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:52,827 He's perfect. - Right? 258 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,793 - Excuse me? Uh. 259 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:57,137 Are you guys auditioning actors already? 260 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,689 - Yeah. 261 00:08:58,689 --> 00:09:00,551 - Reilly, can we talk to you for a second? 262 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:01,620 - Sure. 263 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,793 - There he is! 264 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:07,379 I've seen this guy naked from head to toe. 265 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:08,655 - As a baby. 266 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:10,206 - I used to change his diapers. 267 00:09:10,206 --> 00:09:13,310 This kid would eat anything he got his hands on. 268 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:17,310 And then his face would scrunch up and turn red and bam! 269 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:21,379 It would should out the front, the back, and everywhere. 270 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:24,827 And I used to have to clean up every inch. 271 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:26,137 - Where were my parents? 272 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:28,206 Why was I left alone with you? 273 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:29,344 - [chuckles] 274 00:09:29,344 --> 00:09:31,448 And don't get me started about the piss! 275 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:33,068 [imitates whizzing] [laughs] 276 00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:36,310 - We're just a little concerned 277 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,413 with how fast things are moving. 278 00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:41,000 - Yeah--and we actually have a brand-new idea 279 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,344 that I think you're gonna like even more. 280 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:44,413 I hope you have tissues ready. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,793 Because imagine this. 282 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,862 An old lady stands by a river... 283 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:49,965 - Yeah, guys, I'm sorry, we're just-- 284 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,655 we're really happy with the guy getting hit 285 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,310 in the head with the football, so. 286 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:54,896 - Hello, Reilly. 287 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:56,620 - Oh, hey, Andrew. 288 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,655 - I came straight from the airport. 289 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,344 I'd love to get the production meeting done, 290 00:10:00,344 --> 00:10:01,586 so I can have a bath. 291 00:10:01,586 --> 00:10:03,758 - Oh, of course you would, you poor thing. 292 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:05,068 Okay, it's just right down there 293 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:06,724 through the conference room. - Cheers. 294 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,551 - Cheers. - Cheers. 295 00:10:08,551 --> 00:10:09,655 - [softly] That's Andrew. 296 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,827 He's directing the commercial. 297 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,482 - Wait, what? - Wha... 298 00:10:12,482 --> 00:10:14,241 - I thought we were directing? 299 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:16,689 - [laughs] Oh. 300 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,000 Uh, no, God no. 301 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,206 Sorry, guys. That was never an option. 302 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:21,034 - We've directed hundreds of commercials. 303 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,862 - Yeah, I--I know. We've seen them. 304 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:24,655 - We once directed five commercials in one day. 305 00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:27,137 - Look, guys, Andrew is one of 306 00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:30,620 the premiere advertisement directors in the world, okay? 307 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:32,379 Just sit back and let him do his thing. 308 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:33,724 And who knows? 309 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,965 You guys might even win a D Award for this. 310 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:37,310 Huh? 311 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:38,862 [champagne cork pops] 312 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:42,137 [cheering and laughter] 313 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,758 - Well, don't get mad at us! 314 00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,137 - Yeah, shut the blinds if you don't 315 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:47,896 want us to see your fancy pizza ball! 316 00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,517 - [muffled] You didn't see a pizza ball! 317 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,000 - Yes, we did! 318 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,206 [smooth smaltzy pop music] 319 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,310 ♪ ♪ 320 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,689 - Whoa. - Look at this. 321 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,551 ♪ ♪ 322 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,931 - Hey, guys. 323 00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,310 - What the hell are you guys doing here? 324 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:04,413 - We're here to support you on your big day. 325 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,448 - I took the day off of work. - We all did. 326 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,827 - Well, not you, Tommy. 327 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,241 Technically, this is still work for you. 328 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,758 In fact, get me a coffee, man. - Right away. 329 00:11:10,758 --> 00:11:12,413 - Would you look at those! - Oh. 330 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,448 Sit in your chairs so I can take pictures of you in 'em. 331 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,413 - Come on, Chrissy, that's embarrassing. 332 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:18,551 This is work for us, it's not like fun. 333 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:19,827 - Exactly. 334 00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:21,413 - [soft squeal] Got it. 335 00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:23,965 [squealing] Oh, look at you, so cute! 336 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:26,000 - Actually, it's sexy, so. 337 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,310 - And action. - We at Little Caesars 338 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:32,310 want to find out what it would take to stop you 339 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,862 from enjoying our pizza. 340 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:37,172 Introducing test item 423... 341 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,965 a football. - Cut! 342 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,206 That's excellent, Brian. 343 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,758 - Excellent? It wasn't very funny. 344 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,448 - That wasn't funny at all. 345 00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:47,172 - I mean, should it be like-- should he make a funnier face? 346 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,517 Or say, like, a funnier number? 347 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,793 - Like, could he say "frickin' football"? 348 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,172 - [laughs] That's funny. 349 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,103 - [chuckles] - Go tell him. 350 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:58,000 - Oh, no, I can't-- they're doing their thing. 351 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,517 - Yeah, we're not directing this one. 352 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,172 - It's your commercial. 353 00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:03,758 - I'm sure they'd be interested in your ideas. 354 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:05,379 - You guys make everything better. 355 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,172 - We can probably... fly in one note. 356 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:10,862 - We can fly in one note. - And roll it up! 357 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,482 - One note. - I think so. 358 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:17,896 - Rolling! 359 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,724 - And action. 360 00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,965 - We had a quick note. Something to add. 361 00:12:21,965 --> 00:12:24,448 - Cut. Who the fuck are you? 362 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,965 - Tim Cramblin. Cramblin Duvet Advertising. 363 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,275 We--we actually met before your bath. 364 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,655 - What the fuck are you doing here? 365 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,034 - Uh--oh, we actually 366 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:33,689 came up with the idea for this commercial. 367 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,896 Yeah, we have a couple of, uh, chairs with our names on them. 368 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:37,965 - I don't give a shit. Reilly. 369 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,206 I have a limited amount of time here. 370 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,517 I can't just have nobodies 371 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,000 wandering into frame and mucking it up. 372 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,137 - I am--I'm very sorry, Andy. 373 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,172 - We were just trying to help. - You want to help? 374 00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,000 Sit out of frame and shut the fuck up 375 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,551 while I film these Mini Caesars. 376 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,241 - Again, so sorry. 377 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:54,448 Look, why don't you guys go back to your bloody chairs? 378 00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,655 - "Bloody"? 379 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,793 - [softly] Thanks. I'm sorry. 380 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,689 - Hey. 381 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:03,482 What was the note? - What? 382 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,379 - What was the fuckin' note that was so fuckin' important 383 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:10,310 that you had to interrupt my shot? 384 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,517 - [soft chuckle] Uh, mayb-- 385 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,793 uh, maybe it could be "friggin' football"? 386 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,827 - [soft laughing] - What? 387 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:18,172 - [soft laugh] 388 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,241 Instead of him saying just "a football," 389 00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:21,655 he says, "a friggin' football." 390 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:22,689 [both laughing softly] 391 00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:25,000 - Are you fuckin' idiots? 392 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,758 [shouting] Does anyone think that's funnier? 393 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,310 Anybody? 394 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,482 All right, then. 395 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,068 - Okay, look, guys, 396 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:37,965 why don't you just get out of here, all right? 397 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:38,931 - Yeah, that's all right, we'll-- 398 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,310 we'll go back to our chairs. 399 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:42,689 - No. I mean, get out of here. 400 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,655 Leave. 401 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,655 [moody funk music] 402 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,758 ♪ ♪ 403 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:51,931 - How'd it go? 404 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,103 I ran to the restroom, 405 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,689 and I didn't see what just happened. 406 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:55,724 - I saw that you saw. 407 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:56,931 Come on, let's get out of here. 408 00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:58,379 - Oh, I love you, Sam. 409 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,689 - Thanks, but I don't need your help 410 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,413 'cause I'm not humiliated. 411 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,275 [upbeat lounge music] 412 00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:07,068 - What are we even doing here? 413 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,655 - That commercial got nominated for a D Award. 414 00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,206 Let's just try to enjoy it. 415 00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:12,275 - We had nothing to do with it. We got kicked off the set. 416 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,068 - I choose to remember that 417 00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,620 we walked away with our heads held high. 418 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,206 [drumroll] 419 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,758 - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage 420 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,206 Detroit's favorite son from 421 00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,413 your favorite television show, "Martin." 422 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,931 Please welcome Cole from "Martin." 423 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,931 [enthused cheers and applause] 424 00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,827 [orchestral musical flourish] 425 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:31,827 ♪ ♪ 426 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,413 [cheering and whistling] 427 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,689 - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ah-ah-ah! 428 00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:37,103 [cheering] 429 00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:38,137 What's up, Detroit? 430 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,793 I'm Carl Anthony Payne II. 431 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:41,034 Now, even though we actually 432 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,827 never filmed "Martin" in Detroit, 433 00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:44,965 every time I would see all those beautiful exterior shots, 434 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:47,793 I would think, "Damn, such a nice place." 435 00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:51,310 [enthused cheers and applause] 436 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,206 All right, now, I know you guys are thinking 437 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,551 I came alone, right? 438 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:57,965 I brought Carl Anthony Payne III! 439 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:01,172 [cheers and applause] 440 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:09,241 Now, the producers of the show, 441 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,241 they saw this bit and asked me not to do it. 442 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,137 They thought it wasn't good. But I ask you guys. 443 00:15:13,137 --> 00:15:14,206 Is this good? 444 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,862 [as puppet] What's up, guys? 445 00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:19,000 [cheers and applause] 446 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,482 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 447 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,862 Detroit's biggest night in advertising... 448 00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:25,103 [as puppet] The D Awards! 449 00:15:25,103 --> 00:15:28,103 [orchestral fanfare] 450 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:30,517 ♪ ♪ 451 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,448 [hooting] 452 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,793 [tame applause] 453 00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:36,655 Congratulations. 454 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,827 All right, guys, it's time for the big one. 455 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:42,172 The D Award for Consumer TV 30-Second Single. 456 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:43,448 Here's our first nominee. 457 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:46,137 [gentle acoustic guitar music] 458 00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:47,137 ♪ ♪ 459 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,655 - ♪ Memories ♪ 460 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:51,551 ♪ Hide between these bricks ♪ 461 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,000 ♪ ♪ 462 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,724 ♪ Picture frames ♪ 463 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,689 ♪ Hold picture perfect moments ♪ 464 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:01,413 - They stole our pitch. 465 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,724 - Don't flatter yourself. 466 00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,517 A lot of people can have the same idea. 467 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:07,586 - ♪ Turn all our stories ♪ 468 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:12,827 ♪ For love always wherever we go ♪ 469 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,034 ♪ ♪ 470 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,379 [applause] 471 00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,413 - Next up, Better Made Chips 472 00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:20,206 from Pomerantz and Klein. 473 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:21,896 - Let's get a drink. 474 00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,517 - ♪ Memories hide between these bricks ♪ 475 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:27,620 - See? 476 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,241 - [distant] ♪ Picture frames hold picture perfect... ♪ 477 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,172 - Can I have a Robert Palmer, please? 478 00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:35,448 - Hey. "Pizza, pizza." 479 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:37,241 Can I whip this napkin at the back of your head? 480 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:39,517 - Abso-fuckin'-lutely not. 481 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,620 - There he is! 482 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,000 - Oh, for Christ sake... 483 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,172 - Funny seeing you in here again. 484 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:48,172 Oh, I've seen that look before. 485 00:16:48,172 --> 00:16:50,758 You're getting ready to take a big dump. 486 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,896 And in a minute, I'll be wiping your little bun 487 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:56,034 down with a wet towel 488 00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,862 and pouring baby powder on your tuchus, 489 00:16:57,862 --> 00:17:01,758 so your anus wouldn't turn red as Rudolph's nose. 490 00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,172 - Why were you always changing my diaper, man? 491 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,724 You're not even related to me. 492 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,551 You should not have been doing that. 493 00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,931 - Oh, jeez, kid. 494 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,931 Your dad would bring you into work, 495 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,137 and then he would get so busy he wouldn't have time 496 00:17:14,137 --> 00:17:18,206 to take care of you, so I set up a spot for you in my office, 497 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:21,275 let you play with my old Matchbox cars, 498 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,931 and while all that was going on, 499 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:26,172 you'd take a lot of craps, and I'd clean 'em up. 500 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:29,344 Look, I didn't mean to embarrass you. 501 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:32,034 - Oh, my God. 502 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:36,275 I'm--I'm so sorry, Paul. I had no idea. 503 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:38,758 Thank you for taking care of me. 504 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,689 - Oh, yeah. 505 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:45,310 I just feel like I had a hand in raising you. 506 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,689 Now, why don't you hop up here for old time's sake? 507 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,206 - Paul... - Aw, I'm just joking. 508 00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:54,068 - Okay. - I'm just proud of you. 509 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:58,310 But I bet your dumps are way bigger 510 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,827 and way messier. 511 00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:02,965 I'd love to see 'em, 512 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:06,137 even if just in the toilet. 513 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:09,275 - Oh, damn it. 514 00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,137 - Say it. "Pizza, pizza." 515 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:12,931 Say it. 516 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:14,172 - Let's get out of here. 517 00:18:14,172 --> 00:18:15,758 - Let's get our pea coats and go. 518 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,344 - Let's get our pea coats and get out of here. 519 00:18:17,344 --> 00:18:20,103 - Mmm, delicious Little Caesars. 520 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:21,551 Pizza, pizza. [laughter] 521 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,103 - And there you have it. 522 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,965 Even a football to the head won't stop you 523 00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,758 from enjoying Little Caesars Pizza. 524 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:30,862 - Idiots. - You're all sheep! 525 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,965 - Well, no surprises here, guys. 526 00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:36,551 The winner is: Little Caesars, Cramblin Duvet. 527 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:39,275 - Oh, my God! - We did it! 528 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,137 - A fuckin' D Award! 529 00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:42,551 Aah! 530 00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:45,827 [upbeat Motown music] 531 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:49,379 - ♪ You got me believing in you ♪ 532 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,379 - [laughs incredulously] 533 00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:54,655 [cheers and applause] 534 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,655 [laughs] Uh...ah. 535 00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:01,241 When--you know, when I was first 536 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,379 hit in the head with a football, 537 00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:07,862 I-I thought, hmm, this would be a great commercial, 538 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,724 because it was funny, you know, 539 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,689 and I always thought it was funny. 540 00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:14,965 Uh, and I was always in on the joke. 541 00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,965 So, to you I say... 542 00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:18,448 welcome to the joke! 543 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,620 [cheers and applause] 544 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,724 [chuckles] Tim. 545 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:27,482 - Commercials have the power to change the world. 546 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:29,896 [cheers and applause] 547 00:19:29,896 --> 00:19:32,931 - ♪ You got me believing in you... ♪ 548 00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:38,310 - It's weird. All I've ever wanted 549 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,586 was to win a D Award. 550 00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,482 Doesn't feel like I thought it would. 551 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,379 - Yeah, that's 'cause we didn't do anything to win it. 552 00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:48,034 - That's right. This is meaningless. 553 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,413 - Hey, guys, congratulations. 554 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,000 - Suck it, pal. - We beat you, you lost, 555 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,137 you're a piece of shit, and nobody loves you. 556 00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:54,724 It's an empty victory. 557 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,586 - Yeah, sure is. 558 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,103 - Hey, fellas. Congratulations. 559 00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,103 - Oh. - Yeah, 560 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:00,586 it was a great commercial. 561 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,413 - Thank you so much, Carl, but honestly, 562 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,137 we had nothing to do with it. 563 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,068 - Hmm. You know... 564 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:09,689 this reminds me of the time 565 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:11,586 "Martin" won the 1994 Image Award 566 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,413 for Outstanding Comedy Series. 567 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,793 - Oh, yeah, magical night. - Yeah, of course. 568 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,448 I remember that. - Yeah, yeah, it was great. 569 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,724 Right? We won. 570 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:22,586 You know, but it didn't feel like my award. 571 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,172 - Oh, yeah, 'cause you had to share it 572 00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:26,896 with Martin and Tommy and Pam and Gina 573 00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,896 and Sheneneh. 574 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,758 - Well, Sheneneh was Martin. 575 00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:33,275 But you know what, that's beside the point. 576 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,034 I mean, you know, that was just my ego talking. 577 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,724 You know what I'm saying? 578 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,724 I mean, since then I've learned to appreciate the achievement. 579 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,724 - You know, you put it like that, it's pretty cool. 580 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:43,586 It's like the D Award is the Image Award, 581 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:46,000 and we're "Martin." [laughs softly] 582 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 - No. 583 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,448 You're Cole...from "Martin." 584 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:54,103 - Well, that's...pretty cool, too. 585 00:20:54,103 --> 00:20:56,103 - Oh, I know it is. 586 00:20:56,103 --> 00:20:57,862 Take it easy, fellas. 587 00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:01,551 both: Thanks, Carl. - Appreciate it. 588 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:04,241 - Wait, Martin was Sheneneh? - I know! 589 00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:05,655 - What the hell? - How? 590 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,965 - I met the real Sheneneh once. 591 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:07,896 - Yeah. 592 00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,655 - God bless you. 593 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:15,000 [stammers] Thank you. 594 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,103 [stifled laughter] 595 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:18,448 And never--never-- 596 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:21,137 let a teacher tell you that you're fat. 597 00:21:21,137 --> 00:21:23,965 [cheers and applause]